I Haven't Showered in Two Days

Not bragging or anything, but yeah, yesterday I was just too damn tired to take a shower before work, and today I actually overslept, so couldn't have done it even if I wanted to. And I'm still this fucking hot.

(I do plan to take one this evening before I go hang out at Belladonna's house, though, because showing up there unwashed would just be boorish.)