It's time for my annual Happy Zombie Day post. Every year, people get puzzled when I do this, because they don't know what Zombie Day is. Well allow me to explain:

Zombie Day is a holiday I invented many many years ago as my own personal alternate to Valentine's Day. Because rather than wallow in the perennial absence of romance from my life, I choose to celebrate the perennial undeath of zombies, and all the mayhem, carnage and abject horror they wreak. Truly makes my heart palpitate with joy.

So now you know.

And may all your severed-foot-gnawing, bowel-erupting, head-impaling dreams come true.