A Splooge Blast From the Past: Alicia Witt

So something I've been doing a lot of during quarantine is catching up on The Walking Dead, which honestly just keeps getting better and better and better ... but that's not what we're here to talk about tonight. What we are here to talk about is how on one particular episode I watched a few nights back, a gal popped up who looked vaguely familiar, but I couldn't quite place her. And then the credits revealed that she was none other than Alicia Witt.

Truth be told, I completely forgot that Alicia Witt existed, but now that I've been reminded, I can tell you that she enjoyed a nice little stint in the upper echelons of my spank repository during the mid-to-late '90s.

I couldn't say for sure where it was that she caught my attention, but I do distinctly remember her in that utter piece of dog shit Mr. Holland's Opus. Now before you go calling me a pedo, she is in fact the same age as me, and when that movie came out we were both 20. So suck it. She was hot, and that is quite literally the only positive thing there is to say regarding that movie. (Side note: This has now reminded me of the time I met Richard Dreyfuss, but let's stay on topic here.)

She also appears to have been in Four Rooms, Citizen Ruth and Urban Legend, among other things I'm definitely familiar with, so it's no wonder she was on my radar. Apparently she's got something of a music career as well. Who knew?

Ah, Alicia Witt, so glad to have had this trip down jizzery lane. Your place in the annals of hotnicity is now secured for posterity.

And fuckin'-A ... girl got skillz!