Alert: Natalie Portman Is on IG

I may very well be the last person to know this, but whatever, the important thing here is that my all-time dream woman has a social media account, and it's on the pictures one, so fuckity-fuckin-a-diggity. This is a red letter day. For me specifically.

Did I ever tell you about the time I was in an elevator with Natalie Portman? Yeah, it was right after I went to Saturday Night Live that one time, which was way back before she was in Star Wars. I told her I was a really big fan, and she looked blankly over my shoulder and said, "Thank you." It was awesome.

Anyway, I really have nothing further to add, except for this post of her and a giant cauliflower:

(Oh yeah, btw ... that picture at the top is NOT from Natalie Portman's IG.)