A Phone Exchange With My Dad

Dad: I saw your friend Sasha Grey on the internet.

Me: Oh yeah? What was she doing on the internet?

Dad: Her nasty porn videos.

Me: Yeah, she does those on the internet.

Dad: She's pretty nasty. But you knew that.

Me: I did. [Inner monologue: Exhibit 4,857 pertaining to how I ended up in the porn business.]