This was left for me by an unidentified co-worker as part of some candy and card giving charade that took place today at the AVN office. Whoever it was definitely knows three pertinent things about me: I love Natalie Portman and Star Wars, and I am powerful. This "V-Day" he or she is wishing me happiness for, I can only presume is a new holiday named Vagina Day, which will involve Natalie being seduced by my power and offering me her vagina all day while dressed in her various Star Wars costumes. Meanwhile, I must get back to planning my festivities for Zombie Day this Sunday.
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