Scrog Blog Adds Column, Ticker

SCROGLAND—In a groundbreaking development both for little-read internet outpost The Scrog Blog and pretty much the entire World Wide Webosphere in general, TSB has added a third column to its layout AND a fancy-schmancy (by the unanimous attestation of its staffer) news ticker across its head providing up-to-the-minute bulletins on literally every single matter of import in the Scrogiverse. Or the top three, at least.

Says Scrog, "I like this. It's neat-o."

There is absolutely nothing else to report about this whatsoever, so the end.