Surfacing of an Unsettling Relic: Wetscrog, Just One of the (Frat) Guys

Thanks, Facebook. The wife of one of my pledge brothers from Tau Epsilon Phi fraternity recently posted the picture below of the five of us circa our pledge semester ... 15 ass-reaming years ago. No wonder I've been called Peter Pan my whole fragnabbin' life — I'm the spitting image of goddamn Mary Martin! (At least I was then, apparently.)