The Official Cutest Thing Ever

OK, I know that headline reads a little gay, but let me explain: I was chatting yesterday with the newly-crowned AVN Female Performer of the Year, Jenna Haze, who told me at one point in the conversation that her dog was the cutest thing ever. Feeling pretty confident that no matter how cute her dog may be, there surely was something out there of superior cuteness, I Googled "cutest thing ever" and found this:

Yeah, still pretty gay, huh? Go fuck yerself, then.