Land Shark Attack Bulletin

Land Shark is a person in my life who plagues my very existence with relentless comments and actions that take great, big, gaping bites out of my soul. My log of LS's latest strike:

So I review Zombie Strippers for AVN, and Land Shark hits me up on IM with: "Jenna still got her big, fake air balloon tits in that movie?" She does, I confirm, and LS continues, "So she's naked through the whole thing?" "Pretty much," I say, and LS shoots back, "Well, proof once again you can take the slut out of the Valley, but you can't take the whore out of the slut." A couple moments later: "Man, too bad she lost those freighters. They were the one thing she really had going for her."