I Have Seen the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Actually, I literally have, seeing as how said Kingdom is supposed to be located in Peru, and I once spent a month in Peru. But what I'm really trying to say here is that yes, I saw the new Indiana Jones through one of those sweet, sweet opportunities my mainstream critic connections sometimes still afford me. I saw it, in fact, on the Paramount Pictures lot, which made it all the more awesome. This was Sunday afternoon. It kicked ass. Some of those I was with weren't all that enthralled with it, but if you ask me, it's classic Indy. I will spoil it no further. Go to your midnight shows tonight and have a blast. Just remember that by then I will have seen it over three days ago at the studio putting it out, and therefore am at least as cool as Harry Knowles. (Though I'm pretty sure cooler, if I may be so bold.)

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